i found this piece of paper in a desk at school and this was the ONLY thing on it
remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.
*wakes up from coma*
mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do
this is on a level that i cannot reach
The photo at top is the most-viewed image in the world, the “Bliss” wallpaper that came with Windows XP.
The photo at bottom is what the same spot looks like today.
Earth is going downhill fast..
the second picture was taken in the fucking fall I cannot believe this scaremongering bullshit
What is this “fall”? The fall of mankind? The end of days? What is the government hiding behind our windows wallpapers?
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
consent is a hell of a thing aint it