rlmjob:

lemon party

rlmjob:

lemon party

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

rubycosmos:

marielikestodraw:

Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/

He said it, he said the thing.

adessive:

Be Born Again, Dr. Kim

adessive:

Be Born Again, Dr. Kim

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.